Kaifan Noodles



The creepiest thing ever

I like animals of all kinds, from bugs to puppies to bear cubs :D – I also normally never judge a book by its cover but this is bizarre. See we have this fish tank at home, I never really pay any attention to the fishies in it, because it’s near the kitchen so whenever I pass by there I’m just hungry and want to devour something.

ANYWAY.

You know that very creepy feeling you get when you know someone is looking at you? See that’s what happened tonight. >_>

It was 11 PM, and I was craving a chocolate milk drink, so I walk towards the fridge and I can feel something looking at me. I turn around, but there was no one there! So I got even more freaked out but I knew that I would simply die without that chocolate milk.

Silence…

I walk farther away from the fridge and then my eyes started to scan the living room (Solid Snake mo Noodz :P )

AHA!

The fish tank was gleaming… I walk towards it and; Lo and behold. I KNEW WHAT WAS STARING AT ME.

LOOK AT IT.

LOOK AT THAT MOTHERFUCKING FISH RIGHT THERE.

That has got to be the freakiest thing ever! It was just… STARING AT ME.

Call me paranoid but my God, it was like something out of a horror movie. I stared back and it wouldn’t budge, it was just… looking; staring deep into my soul. So here I am thinking, maybe it wants to tell me something.

Me: What is it you desire, hideous fish?

Fish: …

Me: You gotta give me something!

Fish: …

Me: Alright, you got what you wanted – You have my attention.

Fish: …

Me: …

Fish: …

Then I realized that in the midst of the night, I should probably not be talking to fish and I went back to my room, the image of that fish burned into my head.

… I think I don’t trust fish anymore.


Comments

  1. Wa6n_3Mri says:

    That “fish” 7dha bal’3t shaf! lol it is scary when ppl do it.. but that stare is something else! u should get “Nemo” in ur tank lool so much cuter.. so when it gives u that stare. u would go like his: Oooh! lool
    instead of: g6ee3h la tkhzeeen! lool

    | Reply Posted 6 months, 3 weeks ago
    • tentacoowape says:

      I do need a better fish – I want one of those sucker things, iLe they’re just stuck to the wall or floor :P

      | Reply Posted 6 months, 3 weeks ago
  2. Herolike says:

    Yuma.

    lol, I never thought animals could look like malageef but that fish wins the title.

    | Reply Posted 6 months, 3 weeks ago
  3. q8fft says:

    what kinda of fish is that?! i want one!
    about the horror story you just wrote….*clap* drama queen! and so 1337 :P

    | Reply Posted 6 months, 3 weeks ago
  4. Miruru says:

    lmao xD dude, that dialogue is fucking epic.

    But… but….. how can you not like fish anymore? DDDD8 THEY’RE TOO AWESOME OR CUTE TO HATE!

    | Reply Posted 6 months, 3 weeks ago
  5. tentacoowape says:

    Herolike: Malgoofa oo malsoona :P

    Q8fft: It used to be a regular gold fish! Then it got botox injections :P

    Miru: Live in fear, I don’t trust them! That fish is plotting my demise as we speak >_>

    | Reply Posted 6 months, 3 weeks ago


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