Kaifan Noodles



Has this ever happened to you?

Oh wow I’ve been slacking! Been busy and stuff :D

So… Has this ever happened to you?

Yes, sadly this happened to me the other day, I’m usually very careful and paranoid about gas in the car but I don’t know what happened that day! :S

See this is where it all began… The day went by great, I was mingling with people, having fun, and studying hard.

^ This is me studying hard during our promotions class, while trying to analyze a McDonald’s ad… It just looked like Cookie Monster~!

… Moving on.

The day at university was over, so I started my car and then it started making weird noises… Like Blurghhhh shhoooooo shwiffff -PUT-

… The car stopped doing anything! I panicked! So I call my cousin and thankfully she’s at the campus, we decided to go to the nearest gas station to get gas for my car. Now at the gas station I’m pretty sure I met the most idiotic gas attendant there..

Me: Hi! My car stopped and I need gas for it

Him: This car? -Pointing at cousin’s car-

Me: No. No. -MY- car, it’s at the parking lot and it’s out of gas.

Him: You need premium or super? -And he PROCEEDS to try and fill up my cousin’s car-

Me: NO YOU IDIOT. CAR. NOT HERE. IT. IS. THERE. I. NEED. GAS. FOR. IT.

Him: Not this car?

Me: NO!

Him: You need ‘Gallan’ ?

Now here I’m thinking what in the hell is a ‘gallan’?! So I go;

Me: YES YES! A Gallan!

Him: Premium or super?

Me: Premium! :D

So I wait for the guy, and I’m sitting there laughing at myself because… well look at the situation! So the guy gets done filling an Aquafina bottle (Wa Fashlataaaa! :P ) and a thing that looked like cooking oil but I presume it’s gas so we go back to the parking lot and to my car…

Okay, now here’s a new problem – I opened up the gas thing that’s at the side of the car, then there was another thing I had to open up! That thing would NOT budge! It took me over 10 minutes to try and open it, and it didn’t! (Yes I never pumped gas in my life, SUE ME) If that had been a safe I would’ve opened it, but that gas knob would not budge!

So I’m sitting there thinking… HMMMM. So I look in the distance and I see a MacGyver looking driver and was like;

Me: HEY! RAFEEG! [Kinda, sorta :P ]

Him: Hmmmm?

Me: Can you open up this thing? :X

Him: One moment mama [Yeah, I felt old]

Me: GO GO GADGET DRIVER MAN!

So the guy opens up the knob in a second, gets a sticker out of his pocket, and used it like a funnel thing to pour the gas in my car – The guy’s MacGyver, seriously!

So I thank him, in a way, almost praising him :P

Voila~!

Eventful day – I know :D

… And after that, I didn’t fill up my car and it ended up stopping at home. :X~~

Moral of the post – Noodz never learns. :D


Comments

  1. Herolike says:

    That does look like cookie monster! Why do their burgers have to look so angry?

    Wow, now I’m thankful my dad is constantly asking if the car has enough gas in it-even if the driver just filled it. I guess I’m worse off in a sense? :P

    | Reply Posted 8 months, 1 week ago
  2. q8fft says:

    LOL Cookie monster!! good old times!!

    secondly… i almost fall from the chair!! what were you thinking?! srsly LOOOL!, but you know that the gallon you got is suppose to be enough to go to the nearest gas station! not home!! LOL

    rofl that’s quite an adventure! and the MacGyver guy! that is something! i want one for elmohemat el9a3ba such as “opening the gas knot!” :P

    | Reply Posted 8 months, 1 week ago
  3. tentacoowape says:

    Herolike: Bedaina bl shmata ha :P

    q8fft: Loool ana shdarani ya3ni! I’ll remember to put a post it next to the gas meter so I can look at it everyday :S Btw~! FFT = Final Fantasy Tactics? :P

    | Reply Posted 8 months, 1 week ago
  4. nonowa says:

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    no comment 3la that’s day

    you are crazy that’s all :P

    LOVE U SISTER

    | Reply Posted 8 months, 1 week ago
  5. Rand_4 says:

    I hate you for doing the cookie monster face on mcdonald’s… THAT’S A DISGRACE!!

    | Reply Posted 8 months, 1 week ago
  6. tentacoowape says:

    Nonowa – Ya oom iL shmata! LOVE YOUUU :)

    Rand_4 – Kaifi kaifi! :P Besides my mind saw it as a cookie + cheezburger = WIN, sh3arefek inta?! :P

    | Reply Posted 8 months, 1 week ago
  7. Wa6n_3Mri says:

    LOL! Hilarious.. sh’hal ribada?! ur supposed to go to the gas statoin again and fill it up FULL.. what happend to the saying: “Kil i6rag Ibta3louma” ?! lool maku fayda huh?! lol

    | Reply Posted 8 months, 1 week ago
  8. Herolike says:

    looooooool ma7shooma!

    | Reply Posted 8 months, 1 week ago
  9. Ryan says:

    Bet you wish you had some cargo pants then, eh?

    | Reply Posted 8 months, 1 week ago
  10. tentacoowape says:

    Wa6n_3Mri – 5aMOOOOSH :P

    Ryan – OMG HI!! What are cargo pants? :S

    | Reply Posted 8 months, 1 week ago
  11. Ryan says:

    Those pants you told me I wasn’t supposed to wear because they weren’t fashionable?

    This is just a revenge of a poorly dressed nerd.

    I actually had to do the same thing two nights ago on the way to the beach. Except I pushed my car because I’m a man. With a beard. Had 1.21 liters of gas in each pocket.

    | Reply Posted 8 months, 1 week ago
  12. tentacoowape says:

    Ryan – Oh God please tell me you don’t still have those! You don’t have a beard, you’re white!

    | Reply Posted 8 months, 1 week ago
  13. q8fft says:

    hell yea! FFT for life! not FF tho…just FFT!

    | Reply Posted 8 months, 1 week ago


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